Thursday, 17 April 2008

The Joy's of Public Transport

Are Many

Like the shoeless woman who got on the bus and announced, loudly, to the driver:

'I've lost my bus pass, but I'm a mental health patient under section3 of the Mental Health Act'

To which the bus driver rolled his eyes and waved her on.

The woman sat herself down and, after arranging her numerous plastic bags, began chatting to me (of course).
She had a voucher for Subway, but never having been there before she was unsure if Subway would meet her standards. I explained as best I could that Subway involved lots of choices and could be a bit stressful.....

The lady then turned her attention to another passenger and told him that her feet were cold and she wished she had some socks. The man asked her where her shoes were

'I pissed myself earlier and my shoes haven't dried yet'

To that woman I say: Bless You

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