I'm the sort of person that, when on public transportation, stands up for little old ladies (and little old men - I'm an equal opportunities type of chick).
So when I see a woman struggling along with her shopping and notice that one of her bags is leaking onions, my response is to pick up the errant vegetables and hurry after her
'hey lady your onions.....' says I, holding out the five I had picked up 'your bag is leaking'
As thanks I get an up/down stare and then:
'I don't want those - they've been on the ground. Stupid Bitch'
To which I would say
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ONIONS
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